I was driving around with my wife when I spied a baby blue Duster 340 in front of Overland Park Chrysler/Jeep in Overland Park, KS. Ever notice how much old cars stand out among the wind tunnel tested, focus grouped, homogenized vehicles of today? Pretty startling, really. We pulled over to check it out and the Duster looked alright. The body seemed solid enough and the interior was in good condition. The interior was nice and clean and kinda wacky but I liked it.
We drove on and I didn’t give the car much thought at first. But over the next few days the Duster managed to nestle into a comfy corner of my conscience with little interest in leaving. It whispered to me from time to time over the next couple weeks.
“Hey, Bill… come on back…”, it would say.
“Just have a little taste, bro…”
“I’m baby blue, man, you know you dig it…”
“That honey of yours will dig it, too…”
“Come on man, it’ll be groovy”
I finally caved and set up an appointment to check out the car.
“Yeah baby, I knew you’d come around…”
Frank Thompson used to own Overland Park Jeep/Chrysler. He also happened to own the baby blue Duster. His nephew owns the dealership now, but he maintains a little shop in the back where he restores and sells vintage cars. Upon entering, my jaw hit the floor. This sliver of the building housed two rows of cars, twelve deep and about an inch apart. Thirties and Forties Fords of various configurations were packed in with a trio of shoebox Chevys; a ’55, a ’56 and a stunning red on red ’57 with the hottest engine one could get at the time. There were a couple ’58 Impalas and some sixties and seventies GM Muscle. My favorite was the slick red on red ’65 Impala SS 396. Each and every one of them had been beautifully restored. The Duster was not among them.
The Duster was relegated to the parking lot with a handful of other lesser vehicles, all lacking the clout to gain entry into that magnificent room. There was an ’85 El Camino “Conquista” and a ’40 Buick, maybe a random Chevelle or two and a sixties pickup truck.
According to Frank the Duster was a trade-in for a late-model Challenger R/T. You know, with the 6.1 Hemi engine.
Upon inspecting the car it was obvious that there had been some rust repair in the trunk and rear wheel wells and the quarter panels had been replaced. They looked pretty good but the one on the drivers side has screws running along the bottom edge. Seems like a pretty shabby method of installing a quarter panel to me. There were also some rust issues under the hood that had cleaned up and painted over. The shock towers were good and in general the car was solid.
The 340 ran well enough. It backfired once during my test and seemed fairly anemic. I figured it would be fine with some tuning. The 727 shifted fine and the car drove well with good brakes, tires and suspension. I did notice a couple drops of transmission fluid on the pavement but you know the saying, “If a Torque Flite doesn’t leak it probably doesn’t work”, or something to that effect.
I wrote out a check for a sum that likely exceeded the value of the Duster and handed it to Frank. I would pick it up the next day and drive it home. It only died once and restarted without drama.
It was springtime and the Duster’s lack of A/C was not an issue as I drove it a few days a week. It started running better from regular use but still didn’t run particularly well. The carb needed to be rebuilt or replaced and new plugs and wires were probably in order. That transmission leak turned into a veritable gusher. I piled pieces of cardboard under the car and went about my business.
As expected, Jim mocked my inactivity in dealing with the Duster. I used the preparation of The Judge for the Power Tour as an excuse for not addressing baby blue Mopar. We both knew I was full of it.
We drove the Duster to the place where The Judge is stored on Power Tour Eve. After extracting the thundering Pontiac, I backed the Duster into the spot it vacated. Little did I know that this was the last time the Duster would move under its own power until said power came from a late-model Chrysler Hemi.
Turns out, procrastinating on that tune up worked out alright.